I can finally find my mittens!!

11,000 years ago I lost my mittens on top of Mt Kilmanjaro. I asked Cambridge Traffic and Parking if they could finally plow up there. They told me to screw off, coz it's their job to do that.

But now, check this out.

C'mon - silver lining, people!!

By the way, here is a nice little paradoxical statement for ya.

Wanna know why Kilmanjaro is so dangerous?? It's because it is FRICK easy to climb. You can do it in like a few hours or so. So what's the big deal? Well, you can basically hike up into the upper troposphere really quick, and you don't get used to the high altitude.

So, you climb, say "woo - pretty view." Then you kick the bucket coz yer blood turns to snot.

thassit.

Better call JT Marsh....

...and Admiral Winfield....because we on our way to makin Neo's! ('Sapes', if yer a racist).

I am talkin about this, by the way.

I am all drained today, like the Kings Park Library pre-1988. Everything gets lent out...nothing at all comes back.

So, time for some granola.

What am I thinkin about this mornin?

Not a helluva lot. It's snowing. Well, it WAS snowing, all last night and now it's warm.

Went running in the snow which was pretty cool. Some lady was runnin in the other way and she said I was crazier than her, coz I was in the snowpiles and she was in the road. Hmm...you pick.

Then I drove around lookin to see who needed shovelin. However, that's the thing about this place...people sure are out and about frick early when it comes to shovelin!

I need a vacation. Somewhere warm. Just like in Spy Game. Put some $$ away - dont touch it ever. Use it to retire somewhere warm.

sup, it's KEPETS.

I pretty much have a metric buttload of work to do. Christ almighty this is a boring-ass blog.

My fingernails are all munched - gross gross gross.

I wish I had a horse to ride. (dum dum do dum....dem dem da dum....dum dum do dum....dem dem da dum...)

I need to buy some cool new furniture. I have all this cash and have no frickin idea what to do with it. "I have all this munnny...and nobody...willl help me...."

I have this couch from Ikea. It cost about the same amount as 6 pounds of bananas.

The funniest thing I have ever heard.....

"Hey Paul!"
"I'm comin!"
"Whoa, I thought you were in the basement and here you are, comin down from the mezzanine!"
"Well, I have periodic boundary conditions."


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ok I am sure maybe there are other things that compare....let's see if we can figger...

"Looka THIS guy."
"What about my tires, Chris?"....and all that implies....

my toenails need clippin.....

It's been a long time....

....but this really pisses me off.

Can anybody say "War zone?"

Plus, she said "we were driving slowly." HELLO.....it was a car full of ITALIANS. I am sure they were doin more than 80.

Unfortunate, but stop milkin it.